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Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue (www.404media.co)
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"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

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[–] 70 points 2 years ago (1 child)

This future may not have much going for it, but there is at least the consolation that all the sarcastic bullshit I posted on reddit will be taken too literally by Google's machines and be given as earnest advice to its remaining users.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    The future's wasteland will be covered by bodies of web stalkers who were naive enough to get tricked by mid-2010s shitposts.

    "Turns out they never used this to make their metal cutlery darker - who would have thought the ancients were so casually cruel?"

    "After months of research we have concluded, that despite all their technical achievements, the ancients never figured out, what does the fox say"

    "Today prof. Drobyshevsky is going to tell us about their newest work in XXI cent. anthropology - what is 'streamer dent' and why do we have such long heads 2300 years later?"

    "Ass, coochie and the rich - dietary practices of homo sapiens in the age of over-production"

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