Piracy (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 220 points 2 years ago* (23 children)

I have had uni professors sign books to make sure people actually bought new books and not used ones (he wrote them); unfortunately for him i had access to toluene to get pen ink off; did the same to all of my peers; Fuck those kind of professors

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  • [–] 58 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Do what happened if you bring a book to class already signed?

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  • [–] 129 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (10 children)

    He threatened you to either buy a new book or he would make your uni career hell, one of my mates did it, at the last exam he sent him back 5 times, the last time he went to take the exam the coordiator said "what else have you got to ask to him; he told you everything in your course; [insert name] give me the paper" he signed the paper and sent him off; the prof. Still gave him only 60/100.

    I still want to slap that piece of shit.

    After that i taught other people in the uni to do that; he tried to mitigate by writing over the printed title of the book; hoping that any tampering would be evident; toluene didn't touch the toner, so it didn't work

    Edit: grammar mistake (thanks mac)

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  • [–] 106 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

    Sounds like a pos.

    Also that sounds very illegal, no complaints have been filed or anything?

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  • [–] 94 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Here in italy no one gives a quater of a fuck about that kind of shit. Good thing is that the same can be said when after the last exams he always needs to call a tow truck since he won't have tires, not even cameras were able to stop them, and i'm quite sure other professors turn a blind eye to them since they also hate him.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    hi 👋

    just fyi:
    "teach" is one of those words in English that has a different suffix for it's past-tense: it is "taught".
    Eg. "They taught me to sew."
    "teached" is improper.

    Note: not to be confused with "taut" which is pronounced the same.

    :)

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Buy/collect used books off students after they finish the course... Remove the ink, resell undercutting him by a ton and make a huge profit!

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    [–] 134 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    God bless this professor. Piracy is a victimless crime!

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    [–] 112 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This reminds me of when Weird Al told Canadian (or maybe Australian?) fans who wanted to watch his movie, "there's Very Probably No way to do this. I know you probably have a TORRENT of questions, but I don't have time to answer them right now."

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  • [+] 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 71 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Asus had some different ideas about libgen.rs 😯

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  • [–] 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Yo control your router lol (freshtomato or openwrt or something might be good options)

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    [–] 67 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    Unfortunately many courses now give assignments through sites that are only accessible by purchasing a textbook with a unique access code

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    So in every other country if they tried something like that, students would kick up shit, government would step in and sort it

    So it's either, too pussy to stand up for yourselves, or you're living in a dictatorship

    Which is it? 😂

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  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (13 children)

    I paid $1000 for books my first semester of college back in 2007. I felt so burnt and violated I never bought another textbook. I made it through the rest of undergrad, a masters, and a PhD in biochemistry by checking out books from the library, borrowing textbooks from friends, and going sailing. When I taught I made it a point to teach my students about all the ways they can avoid becoming a victim like myself.

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  • [–] 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (15 children)

    I bought some textbooks for university.

    Ended up not using most of them.

    Most computers science students are used to computers, internet and StackOverflow.

    Not paper.

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago*

    The California Community College I went to allowed you to filter classes in the schedule by whether they offered ZTC - Zero Textbook Cost or OER - Open Educational Resource.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 years ago*

    I love how he doesn't even bother trying to consistently maintain the facade. It's a *Chef's Kiss

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  • [+] 42 points 2 years ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
    [–] 41 points 2 years ago

    In one of my uni courses, I found a free copy of the required textbook and posted a link to it on the forum in the LMS saying "Hey prof, is this the correct textbook?" By the time the prof responded and politely took my message down a week later, everyone had helped themselves to a copy.

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  • [–] 39 points 2 years ago

    Sites like that saved me thousands getting my psych degree. God bless professors like this. Also the ones who were like, "the new edition of the book you need for this semester is $500, but you can get the previous edition for $5 at this site. Here's copies of the pages that were changed." or "I photocopied every page you need for this semester from the book for all of you."

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago

    Our profit margin demands you buy over-priced books from our shop

    College material monopolies should be illegal, just like all other monopolies. Want to give students an education in the real world? Let the free market determine textbook prices.

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  • [–] 35 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    A professor of mine sent me a similar email when I said I was having trouble accessing some journals through the University library portal:

    "One should definitely not use Sci-hub, if you catch my drift."

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  • [–] 32 points 2 years ago

    I once had a class where, day one, the professor said something like, "If you don't want to buy the book, that's fine with me. I can't tell you where to find a copy, but maybe one of your classmates can." Someone raised their hand and started rattling off a few useful websites.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Fuck Pearson

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I had a professor who kept all the materials from the books that he wrote on his website. He was cool with students printing the html pages and bringing it to class.

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    My Analysis professor once did basically the same thing in class. She said that we should never go to these websites, since they were illegal. Based lady.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    I had a stats professor who told us to not buy the book. He would print out hand outs and gave them to us every class. He was super nice. One time a girl brought her bunny to class because she had to give it medicine on a schedule and he made her do show and tell lol.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 years ago

    That professor is legendary

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