Transsexual Transylvania maybe? Dr Frank-N-Further is kind of cute.

We don't have the same bodies ....

Badness is over 9000

Me at a previous workplace.

-This is a piece of shit, who is the code owner of this module.

• Ah, it's me ("inheriting" code ownership when someone left was common)

• Who did this change

• Ah, it was me

• Surely I just made a minor change to this line here, who wrote the function.

• it was me, it was me all the way down

Fits the general theme of the thread as it was not giving any trouble for a year before being found.

Especially the part where it is claimed that users want to go home and pay bills. I have never once actually wanted to pay a bill.

Did a door materialize during the move only to later disappear? Might need to consult a holistic detective agency for this one.

https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

That's just for tax evasion

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Recently I have been seeing "vegan butter" in the store. How this is not margarine eludes me. But my vegan friend assures me it's completely different.

Asus had some different ideas about libgen.rs 😯

My parents had them and were ecstatic at how great they were. Unfortunately that's in the past tense.

They lasted longer than other nonstick, but in the end they started peeling just like other brands and they went back to cast iron and stainless.

Upon changing ticket system at work, one of the graybeards asked about apis and cli access because "real men don't click"