Free hot dog hack: Sometimes car dealerships offer free hot dogs for people wanting to test drive cars. Pretend like you like car = free hot dog.
That's a good hotdog hack!
Dont do this at home kids but here is another trick. You can steal the car with the car dealer in it. NOW YOU GOT A HOSTAGE !
I love my leaf blower! How else am I supposed to clean the dust out of my computer?
Zoos already have those, you just have to prove you're worthy by making it across the moat 
except billonair's
Leaf blowing rules!
dank memes
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