My balls are so full and heavy with plastic I'm shooting out hot liquid g.i. joes every time I coom.
That's why they call you the 3D printer peen
Gross get em out of me
And by that i mean my testicles
I got you fam! 
This will only hurt once... But damn will it hurt! Afterwards you do me, yeah?
TRUE!!!
life in plastic, it’s fantastic
t girls 
barbie dolls
being full of plastic
How do they know? No one's checked mine. Can yall have someone sent over?
The IOF sperm squad checked you while you slept
You don't get regular visits from your neighborhood ball and penis inspector?
I'd bet money if this existed it'd be British
oi mate you got a loicense for them testicules
sorry mate regulation says yours are too large
tired: hard dick
wired: hard balls
Death to America
I'm sure that won't have any consequences whatsoever
Brace yourselves for some concern trolling about fertility rates
ooh I should get mine out of the freezer and have a look
Has plastic surgery gone too far??
No, but seriously, microplastics are horrifying.
What if a mutation occurs and the plastic becomes part of the baby’s DNA making him extremely flexible and immortal
And with the power to..... MELT 
When everyone's balls fill up with plastics, we'll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That's where those come from. It's very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.
Half man, half microplastics
I've been practicing microplastics retention for 10 years now. So far I have already mastered levitation, reading minds and even more amzingly, I am extremely close to having full control over the size of my moobs.
if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?
If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking
Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
you still bust with a vasectomy, but your gun's not loaded anymore
After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant
ping pong balls
I really don't like the sound or thought of this like i don't want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily plastics.
nah pops i wasn't crankin it i was expelling microplastics
I guess it's a good thing I got mine removed. One less place to store the substance that will probably kill me in 30 years.
Wonder if they disrupt hormones?
im like "god that would be so fucking cool" as i dine on a credit card with a knife and fork
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
