My balls are so full and heavy with plastic I'm shooting out hot liquid g.i. joes every time I coom.

Gross get em out of me

And by that i mean my testicles

life in plastic, it’s fantastic

t girls barbie dolls

being full of plastic

How do they know? No one's checked mine. Can yall have someone sent over?

tired: hard dick

wired: hard balls

Death to America

I'm sure that won't have any consequences whatsoever

Brace yourselves for some concern trolling about fertility rates

ooh I should get mine out of the freezer and have a look

Has plastic surgery gone too far??

No, but seriously, microplastics are horrifying.

What if a mutation occurs and the plastic becomes part of the baby’s DNA making him extremely flexible and immortal

When everyone's balls fill up with plastics, we'll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That's where those come from. It's very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.

Half man, half microplastics

I've been practicing microplastics retention for 10 years now. So far I have already mastered levitation, reading minds and even more amzingly, I am extremely close to having full control over the size of my moobs.

if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily plastics.

nah pops i wasn't crankin it i was expelling microplastics

I guess it's a good thing I got mine removed. One less place to store the substance that will probably kill me in 30 years.

Wonder if they disrupt hormones?