dadarobot comments on Microplastics are stored in the balls

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 2 years ago (5 children)

How do they know? No one's checked mine. Can yall have someone sent over?

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

The IOF sperm squad checked you while you slept

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You don't get regular visits from your neighborhood ball and penis inspector?

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd bet money if this existed it'd be British

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[–] Posadas@hexbear.net [S] 17 points 2 years ago (1 child)

oi mate you got a loicense for them testicules

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[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

sorry mate regulation says yours are too large

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