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Microplastics are stored in the balls (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[–] 23 points 2 years ago* (11 children)

if I have a vasectomy there's nothing exiting my balls when I cum, does that mean my balls are slowly filling with plastic?

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    If I double or triple my busting am I emptying my balls of the buildup? Like donating blood and lessening the amount of PFAS in your body? I'm only partially joking

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Much like the regular police protect capital and property, the volcel police are protecting big plastic & petroleum

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  • [–] [B] 10 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

    نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

    volcel-police

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (6 children)

    you still bust with a vasectomy, but your gun's not loaded anymore

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago* (5 children)

    After vasectomy, what you bust comes only from the prostate, while the swimmers are stuck in the balls, so yes, your balls will end up fully buoyant

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I really don't like the sound or thought of this like i don't want that cum just building up in there any more than i want plastic

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I can’t tell if this is a bit, but it gets absorbed.

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