I scored higher than I thought I would.

I got 31%, which makes me damn near a centrist in these comments.

This quiz sucks. You know it was came up by sheltered horny 19-year olds. The biggest tell is so many questions on what type of drugs you've taken and not a single question asking whether you dealt drugs before.

• No questions about drug dealing

• No questions about sex work

• No questions related to work (eating other people's lunch, stealing office supplies, stealing company shit in general and selling it on Craigslist, watching porn on company time, masturbating on company time)

• No questions about actual misdemeanors/felonies (burglary, bipping, banging)

• No questions about illegal possession of non-drug items (unregistered firearms, silencers without the $200 tax stamp, roosters for cockfighting)

Strangely, also no questions on academics (cheating on tests, abusing Adderall, taking advantage of drunk people during rush week). Perhaps this hits too close to home.

I'm a bad black boy -3-