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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Is he safe, is he alright?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Probably fucking Thatcher in the background, whilst golden shower is trickling of their graves down onto them. It's better than they deserve, but going lower would make Mr Satan the bad guy, and that would have been a burden he doesn't deserve.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I've got enough family from England, Scotland, and Ireland to want to make a trip to England just to piss on her grave.

I think the local constabulary still finds that a bit offensive to do though.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Thatchers statue in Grantham is my favourite gender neutral toilet.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

ive never heard of thatcher, what did she do?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

is that what wikipedia meant by 'taming the unions'?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I thought they rerouted the whole sewage system there. Huh. Huh, sounds like a petition is needed.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Middle, top, behind the text

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Don't slander Lucifer like that!

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

Bro is talking about hell but forgot to add reagan

[-] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago

No, he's there, in the middle floating above everyone else.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Literally worse than Hitler confirmed

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

... I really hope these fucks aren't really in hell or I'll be rally bummed out when finally get there.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Theyre in turbo hell, which was a joint project between Satan, Hel, Persephone, and Hades after the shittiest portions of their underworlds reach max capacity. Though it should be noted Hades had only minor imput into the project since he was running play dates between Garmr and Cerberus.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

In turbohell, theres only one toilet and every night is curry night.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hm, sounds like a good place to take a trip to (hell vacations), but not rally move there.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

You made me check to see if Dick Cheney is still alive.

He is, and he has 2 DWIs, and he got 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War and said about it "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service."

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who is the guy at the right oft Mao?

Although I assume, the list doesn't aim for completeness, I'd have put e.g. Saddam or Pinochet there too.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

babe, wake up. New urinal just dropped

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I did a double-take, because for some reason I thought you had Don S. Davis in the picture.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

My favorite general

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hammond of Texas

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I felt utterly ashamed when I had that same thought, before noticing who really was depicted. Good to know I won't have the bear that shame alone. 😅

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Shame?

BROTHERS AND SISTERS. HEAR ME.

There is no shame in being mistaken, only in refusing to see the truth.

It is unfortunate that this scum bears a resemblance to Hammond of Texas. But you have seen your mistake for what it was, dwell on it no further.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I learned today that Don Davis was also an enthusiastic painter and talented visual artist. Such a blessed soul.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Bold, military leader. Checks all the boxes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth, shol'va.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This implies that Harambe is the polar opposite of Adolf Hitler, and I am all for that.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Believe it or not, straight to hell

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You think Slobodan is chugging them shots in hell?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I take offense to my best boy Prigozhin being in this lineup. Heaven got another angel with that one.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe he can try organising a coup and overthrowing the devil.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Better not stop halfway

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He can't get to heaven, because Girkin will smite him with Buk on the way there

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Imagined Hitler giving him a kiss on the cheek

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Going to say Stalin really does have the best mustache action.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hey was that Russian mercenary guy the source for the guy pointing meme??

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

no, the video with him pointing at dead prisoners and complaining about lack of ammo happened a few months later

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Good night sweet prince

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why isn't David Ben Gurion there? The OG ethnic cleanser of Palestine.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Bro read too many al jazeera to know basic history. The dude accepted the UN resolution allowing Palestine to be a state, then got a war in 3 fronts which he won.

Blame the UN, or maybe the sorry excuse of the arab leaders of the time. Not the man who accepted and recognized the right of a Palestinian state.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Bro read too much Hasbara. Read Ilan Pappe and how the Hagana had Plan Dalet to ethnically cleanse Palestine in 1948 which they did with gusto UN partition plan be damned. They even murdered the UN Special Rapporteur (a Swede who saved Jews from the Holocaust) because he got in their way.

History according to Zionists makes all Zionists the heroes. Big surprise.

this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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