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[–] [email protected] 50 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They could also make a store where you can loan their movies, then return them after watching and loan others

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

they should also borrow video games so you can try it out, and if you like it, you can go buy a copy from the video game store.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wo even comes up with those wacky ideas? I don't want to see movies with random people taken off the street.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why ? you'd get to chill with them, as in netflix & chill

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Hmmm,ok but the lights stay off.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The movie industry version of Return To Office.

In order to continue using Netflix, you have to watch 3 movies a week in the theater.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are those 3 trips included in my subscription?

I'm just kidding, I know they aren't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What do you think this is - unshittification?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If I can rent it out for the night so its just me and my buddies it'd be great! Of course it'll need a completntary extra tall dude who sits in front of me, a crying baby, an old lady with a nasty caugh, and the dude with an obnonxious laugh who seen the movie 6 times and spoils everything.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

There are a couple of smaller local theaters where I live that let you rent out one of their cinema halls for the evening and let you and your buddies watch whatever you want. You can also bring consoles to game on. It's like 60 Euros per hour, definitely affordable for a small group.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

All the theaters in my area do that but it's probably way more since it's a Metropolitan area and they can make a ton just airing regular showings. I would love to host something at one for my buds though, like worlds for the game we play.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

That's.....sooooo fuckin cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, every so often when I'm at work, I'll still daydream about renting out my local theatre, having them use a black question mark rather than the private rental image on their schedule website with a note that it's a private rental with public access, then playing the Church of the Subgenius' recruitment video (link for the interested: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0x9ymMQUg8). Or, depending on my mood, one of those desert series stoner rock concert videos.

Only thing stopping me is money, and the fact that ARISE is on DVD rather than Blu-ray - I don't want to do Stang and co dirty like that, it would look like shit.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This would be like Amazon opening up a physical book store (which didn't last long):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_Books

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They had one of them in my neighborhood and it only stocked the most popular books (on amazon) which you already get delivered to you in an hour or two. It seemed pretty pointless.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Let me watch any Netflix content in a movie theater whenever I want and now you got something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

i wonder how much itd cost to own just 1 theater room at my local theater

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

You can rent them for events or private parties/showings, you know.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Supposedly rather cheap (like in the $200-300 range), at least for off-peak/matinee. Depends on the theater tho.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

mine starts at $99 dollars. not bad!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you go to an early morning showing on a weekday just before a film is going to leave a small town theatre: there's a good chance you can get the entire theatre to yourself for the normal admission price.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

that happened to me one day after school when i went to see incredibles 2

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I saw someone offering bring your own consoles / land party deal. Not sure how the split screen works with that...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Depending on the game...maybe everybody is playing on a tv/monitor in front of them and the cinema display is for spectators.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Better than N64 Turok multiplayer split screen on a mini CRT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One of the cinema companies where I live has started renting out the individual cinema rooms to people, you can bring in you're console, hook it up to the project9r and play games or watch TV or movies using your own accounts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Cinema projectors are usable for gaming? I'd expect extremely high latency since it doesn't usually matter

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I don't think that would be very profitable unless they would force people to go by maybe showing content exclusivly in these stores before releasing them online.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

this would be so Disruptive

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Netflix actually had that in Sydney, in partnership with a speaker company. It was to push home theater, but you could go watch movies.

I havnt heard of the speaker company since.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What is a speaker company?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A company that makes/sells speaker systems

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I'd like to have spaces a bit like karaoke bars, where you can rent a room with some friends and watch TV or play videogames and order food and drinks. And maybe even karaoke. I hate theaters because the general population is insufferable, but watching a movie with friends is still fun.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Woah. That gives me an idea.

What if we used the internet to let people watch videos without downloading them anywhere? The video data could just flow from the server to the client, and rendered directly to a screen. I’m still trying to come up with a coherent name for the concept though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Maybe a word which likens it to how water flows in a river? How about rivering?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

name idea: buffering hell

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

If I understand correctly, a major player at Netflix actively doesn't like theaters and sees them as competition to eliminate.

On a completely separate tangent: You remember those occasional attempts at online virtual hangout zones back in the 2000s? They were implemented in anything from Flash to the Source engine, often resembled a physical shopping mall, "Hang out with your friends, customize your avatar, engage with today's products and brands!" And a lot of them tried to have virtual movie theaters, because of course people wanted to sit in their computer chair in front of their 15 inch CRT and watch a very low resolution "whatever will fit down a 2002 era DSL connection" stream of Shrek 2 in its entirety. And of course it never really happened that often because no one would license them the rights to any decent movies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Imagine the really big screen to which my projector points and ask me why I wouldn't care. If you can invest in a really awesome home theatre system, it's rare that you wanna go somewhere other than home to see something.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It’s hard for a projector to compete with a nice OLED in a dim room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

My mind is blown away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I get that this is tongue-in-cheek call to remember that movie theaters are a thing, but this isn't outside the realm of possibility.

If we consider that a lot of mainstream "big screen" movies are digitally distributed, the distinction is actually very small. The only real difference is licensing; individual screening vs group screening. And a big company like Netflix probably has a lot of leverage to competitively negotiate this already since they have established relationships with most media companies.

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