At what point in your life do you come to the conclusion that yes, everybody should be made aware of what exactly I masturbate to?
this post was submitted on 08 May 2024
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I think this every single time I see a car covered in anime chicks. Or with a ton of anime girl statues glued to the front or back dash.
If I was going on a date and a guy pulled up with any of that on his car, I'd tell him politely but firmly that I will not be seen in his jackwagon.
The JackinWagon. What a name you have gifted me today!
Searched it up on Google and got zero hits. Super shocked no one has said it yet but happy to add it to creative commons.
Go nuts friend.
WE'RE GETTING NUTS AT THE JACKINWAGON! WHOSE IN?
I was thinking the same thing the other day while driving behind this dude:
(It was pouring and traffic was stopped for ten minutes.)
You don't know it until it happens. It can happen to anyone at CLOWNS MAKING ANIMAL BALLOONS OUT OF CONDOMS WITH THEIR FEET
NO I’M NOT READY!
Catch them at the lights and ask which distro to use.
This image is from either Forza Horizon 4 or 5 (E: maybe Motorsport too?); I have seen most of these vinyls. Oddly missing is the bd logo though...
It's amusing watching people have a meltdown when they see furs, but especially so in video games, so I love to egg them on and people who go to these levels with their cars are great. I have a few cars that have a couple stickers, but most see my profile picture first anyway. Show the world how small your penis is as you write a novel about how it's weird that I have a knotted canine cock, when it was you who started the conversation. A touch of projection and jealousy, methinks. It's okay, they'll all come to terms with themselves soon enough.
I loved making my own liveries on Forza. Haven't done it in forever. Here's My Little Twin Mill:
Always fun blasting by people on the striaghts with that. Not so fun in the corners, hah.
We randomly stumbled upon a congregation of furries at a park coming back from a hike. Made my day.
I believe a congregation of furries is called a github
Fast & Furryous
When they aren't wearing their fursuit do they put it in the passenger seat for the HOV lane?
Don’t UWU! That’s a $350 fine!!!
Take a photo of the license and report to pest control
I'd rather have them in front of me where I can keep my eye on them anyway.