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[–] [email protected] 199 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

This is high art

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Uh oh, something magical is about to happen

[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (1 children)

How long has this guy been staring at Uranus?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

I don't know, but I'm cramping up.

[–] [email protected] 89 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Ursanus is boring to look at.

My anus is not.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My anus is not.

NASA-grade pics or STFU

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Color-enhanced or bleached?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Ursanus

You had one job!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 84 points 7 months ago (4 children)

looks like someone bleached Uranus

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Let me do some deep delving to ascertain the truth of this and I'll get back to you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] neutron 8 points 7 months ago

It's really awkward explaining this joke in other languages.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 7 months ago (2 children)

TFW your friends think you're not cool anymore because you're actually white

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Yeah so maybe both Neptune and Uranus look hazy and dull green in visible light. So what?! They're both entire worlds, significantly larger and vastly different in climate and tilt and composition and weather phenomena than our own, and we're lucky enough to have seen them up close with probes. They have layered structure that can be seen in other wavelengths (e.g. infrared) and so many mysteries we haven't yet conceived. Plus a ton of moons each that are weird and fascinating in their own right. They're not the least bit boring to a curious mind.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Plus they are gas planets. Fart miners are about to be rich with farts.
Your welcome for this contribution of taste and intellect.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Honestly it's the shitpost community so kinda fitting. Too bad your miners won't find much stinky sulfur after their decade+ journey.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Your comment formed a perfect pressure waveform.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Respiratory therapists only think about one thing and it's disgusting.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago

When the developers thought their model was so far out of the potential view distance of the player they didn't bother making a texture for it.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

How did it take until 2023 to discern the true color of a planet we've known about since before humans found Antarctica?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Serious answer: the sensors in telescopes and probes don't work exactly like human eyes. They pick up a different range of frequencies than our cone cells in the first place, and don't have the same sort of overlapping input curves. There's a lot of tricks and techniques in converting an image into the same sort of thing we'd see with the naked eye. You can sorta think of it like translating Japanese into English; there's no perfect formula and it requires some creative interpretation no matter what.

The popular images that get published all over are simplistic composites and never really reflect the actual data astronomers rely on, so that was never a hindrance to scientific progress. It suddenly made the news because a research group decided to reevaluate the old data and reinterpret it against calibrations from other equipment (e.g. Voyager probe vs. the Very Large Telescope here on Earth). There's a general interest factor in "wow that looks so much different than the old pictures", when the underlying data really hasn't changed.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago (1 children)

To add to this, we apparently always knew. The famous blue image is more or less the correct hue, but the saturation has been absolutely blown out like a clickbait youtube thumbnail in order to show faint features more clearly. Somewhere along the line we stopped mentioning that that had been done. Irwin and co just just re-calculated it to get the most accurate version yet, because we've got a lot more data to work with now than we did back when Voyager 2 did its fly-by

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago

Furthermore, it's not that the original scientists failed to produce true-color images. The original published images of Neptune had deliberately enhanced colors to better show some of the features of the cloud surface, and the description text of the images said as much. But that nuance was quickly forgotten and everybody just took the deep blue coloring to reflect the actual color of the planet, which spread to depictions of the planet everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Similar reason why these three photos look like slightly different colors: image sensor type, quality, and postprocessing.

Older images, less accurate. Especially if the type of image a system is capturing is not meant to be consistent with the human eye.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

According to a study 97% of scientists are color blind!

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago

literally an entire planet

”it’s boring because of colour!”

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

TFW you thought you were cool, but it turns out you had a yee yee ass haircut all along.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

Just like jeans, the more you wash it, the more it fades.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't plain-shame, being basic is okay too

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The bodies of the solar system arents trying except for Jupiter, Saturn, and Earth

Look at this eyesore.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Looks like those old mouse balls.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Made by the Jupiter gang.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Nasa is ruining every planet one-by-one. First pluto wasn't a planet. Then neptune is even more boring and stupid than previously thought. Next thing we know, Mars isn't a planet anymore because planets aren't red.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Mars isn't even red, it's sort of brown

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (8 children)

Technically the concept of a planet is a social construct. Scientists have been scurrying around redefining the definition of a planet to exclude asteroids ever since they discovered them. Why can't they just say that the Earth is a wet asteroid and be done with it?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well I mean why is Mercury still a planet? It didn't clear it's own orbit, it just happens to be in an empty orbit.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess as long as we're talking about Uranus I don't need to correct your boring ass

to boring-ass.

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