this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 months ago (2 children)

misgendering the bee workers. smh.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

that proves hes not a real beekeeper. beekeepers are supposed to know about bees' sexes/genders right?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I think it's a given that all these greentext post is just writing prompt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

That is what a nonsinger would say!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Just like a real god.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Anon has allowed himself to become manipulated by bees

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

And people think ai isn't a threat

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

"The singers started to follow me wherever I go. Even under the shower I can clearly hear them. The singing is getting louder...."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Eventually, your myth consumes you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

This is Stormlight Archive plot in a nutshell

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

How to spot a 4chan fake post..

Step1: > Be me.

Lies Spotted.