this post was submitted on 03 May 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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I honestly cannot read the fine print… 😆
Maybe you should upscale it with ai
Don't worry you're not supposed to
* If the first phaser shot doesn't kill, we promise a second one within 2 hours, no extra charge!
**If you are on a budget, ask us about our Disruptor Plans™ and save a lot of money with only a bit of suffering.
Oof. 😆
Your widow will have all of her needs taken care of
So, like, get beamed on a planet and eaten by the monster of the week?
The dream!