this post was submitted on 22 Apr 2024
150 points (100.0% liked)

technology

23293 readers
39 users here now

On the road to fully automated luxury gay space communism.

Spreading Linux propaganda since 2020

Rules:

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 27 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I've not been blown. Fake news

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not just watch Boston dynamics video? This is clearly clickbait

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was supposed to be a joke on how the robot did not give me a blowjob

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Dang at least take him to dinner first

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I can't wait for one of these to call me "citizen" while breaking my arms for stealing a food packet from the local ration office

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

Finally. Cyberpunk so-true

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Huh....you're actually making a solid point for employing these things. Actual cops will just break your arm, at least these guys will be polite! Who knows, a hundred years from now the 'population growth management' department in charge of sterilizing homeless people may even be programmed to smile tearfully and whisper 'thank you' to the homeless person who's trying to collect a one time payment of $100.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

And at least they won't be racist. If they are, it's just the algorithm! /s

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

as someone who was there, i think i might be coming around on this AI stuff.

grillman

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago

sounds like everyone there came around this AI stuff

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

i have no mouth and i must blow

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

liberty-weeping There will be no need for humans if robots are out there blowing everyone!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

This just like the hit show Blackmirror so-true

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

WHO NEEDS THEIR PUSSY ATE

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uhhhhhh.....volcel police?!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Impressive, considering no mouf

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Mankind is dead. Blood is fuel. Hell is full.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

You forgot to say away

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

as much as i hate drones and AI, this is a necessary step for Mecha engineering.

tired: unmanned autonomous combat craft

wired: manned combat craft piloted by a high school graduate on amphetamines and anti-motion-sickness drugs

inspired: manned combat craft, except the pilot is an autonomous humanoid drone

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Nah, AI blows