I don't particularly want my new profile to have that meth chic look.

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[–] 164 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 93 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Wow. You are one ugly lady.

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    The long gray beard says "biker in his 60s" but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says "I just learned to drive."

    Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It's clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

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  • [–] [S] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I am an old fashioned guy in his 40s.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Splitting the difference, then.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    got that "just learned to ride a motorcycle in my 40s" look

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  • [–] 56 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Ur not a flying squid u fucking liar

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    [–] 51 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I‘d use Ketozolin shampoo regularly. This looks like tinea barbea.

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    [–] 34 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    How is shaving off a reverse Mohawk in your beard making you look more presentable?

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    [+] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] [S] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'd feel like I was cheating.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nah. You're not photoshopping a six pack on yourself. You're just removing a temporary mark that isn't part of your regular look. It's making the photo more representative of your true every day appearance.

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  • [–] [S] 15 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I can see it that way, but I still don't think it would feel right to me to do it. I'd rather have people see my flaws and if this is some long-lasting thing, if it's there in a couple of days, I'll use it in the profile picture.

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Lean all in, wear an old civil war uniform (ideally Union but if you want some of that southern strange you could go Confederate) and work on your thousand mile stare. It's like peacocking!

    It'll attract someone. (But I won't be held responsible for the type of someone).

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    [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    I have had a beard for years and shaved it awhile ago. Same thing. Goes away in a few days in the sun for me.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    It looks like some sort of fungal infection to me. Watch the redness go away within 48 hours, now that that area gets sunlight.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I have to admit that that is not at all what I imagined the bottom third of your face to look like.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    If you use to have lot of flake it might be seborrheic dermatitis it's mostly give a lot of weird yellow flake but if i shave the skin under the flake look like that

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    [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Looks like you shaved more than hair off.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago

    Easy solution to this problem: Photoshop it.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    At least you have a Chin when you shave.

    Some of us, not so lucky.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I get that after having a beard and using my CPAP, I think it's pressure sores. I use some dandruff shampoo on my skin and it clears up in about a week.

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  • i haven't shaved in like 3 years.

    I'm scared to shave to be frankly honest. I don't want to know what i look like.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Nobody made a Motorhead joke yet? This is Lemmy goddammit!

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