I don't particularly want my new profile to have that meth chic look.

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[–] 59 points 2 years ago* (10 children)

The long gray beard says "biker in his 60s" but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says "I just learned to drive."

Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It's clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

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  • [–] [S] 28 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    I am an old fashioned guy in his 40s.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (8 children)

    Splitting the difference, then.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    got that "just learned to ride a motorcycle in my 40s" look

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    I have never learned to ride a motorcycle. They scare me.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    got that "about to have a midlife crisis and learn how to ride a motorcycle" look

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    You need to think less motorcycle and more 19th century president.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    ah, so are we talking wright brothers "about to develop the airplane" looking fit?

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