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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Alt+f4

Edit: cmd+q

Edit: ctrl+c

Edit: :q!

Edit: ESCESCESC

Genuine edit: I just refreshed my feed and this is at the top, I'm legitimately upset

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And now you're getting a notification a out it in your inbox

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You chose a villain that looks distinctly foreskin-like as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

I find this image very unpleasant

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Is goomba some European kind of schmegma?

[–] FilterItOut 11 points 7 months ago

It sort of looks like the little guy is wearing a turtleneck over his mouth.

...wait, turtleneck? Oh god, look again, now it's wearing the shell of a koopa that's been cut in half!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The voices'.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I guess everyone in this thread complaining about the image prefers their goombas circumcised? Needlessly mutilated? As helpless infants? For shame.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

intrusive thoughts have won today

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

He just like me fr

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW WHOS FUCKING REQUEST.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago