"Aerospace chocolatiers" would be a great name for an experimental, new-age music troupe.

It looks like Veruca Salt about the make a mess of it.

Are we sure that this isn’t a giant space Jiffy Pop?

Why?

This is what our taxpayers money should be used for!

This was the moment. This was it. We had a chance up until now.

since sacrifices aren't allowed anymore new ways to calm the Sun had to be discovered

In case anyone is curious (like I was) what the "gold foil wrap" actually is, here you go:

Multi-layer Insulation, or simply MLI, is a type of high-performance insulator that uses multiple radiation-heat transfer barriers to restrict the flow of (heat) energy. In simple terms, it’s a form of thermal insulation made of multiple layers of thin sheets that is used to cover spacecraft and other space equipment in order to reduce heat loss by way of thermal radiation.

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This is really interesting and I would probably never read it if not for this post. Thanks!

They may have already thought of this..
Wont it melt in the atmosphere? ☄️😲🤯

Their plans shall be foiled!

Children are starving within a 5 mile radius of this vanity project.