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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

There are literally lawn chairs in Hyde Park in London and if you sit in a dude rocks up and informs you that it costs like $2 per half hour to sit in it.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can't wait for roaming fees on my oxygen consumption plan.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Literally lawn chairs

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It used to be like that when I was a wee child in the Paris parks. They stopped it in the early '70s I think. I seem to remember that the fee was 50 centimes back then for 1/2 hour. I've no idea what the current equivalent would be.

So I looked up a random inflation calculator and it works out to 1€ today, taking into account the 684% of inflation.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Oh. That sounds like fun. Going round collapsing all the unoccupied chairs, that is.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At least it comes at a discount right now

At least it comes at a discount right now

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

how are you getting an ad on lemmy ?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Poor guy is doing lemmy all wrong.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They're using an app which has an ad-supported version. I prefer Jeroba, which is only donation supported, but I'm not gonna stop people from making decisions.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They are using an app, which isn't great. Most of the aps don't do formatting correctly, which is a VERY low bar considering how much of Lemmy is text.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i honestly cant tell whats going on in the image

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There's an ad for something, with the bell. We both use the free version of Sync.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

oh i hadnt realized that sync had ads....

it evidently must be a great app otherwise if people are willing to use it

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

"sure, it seems like a lot but you need the understand the great value you're getting for that $70! Once you agree to a 48 month non-refundable subscription, we will ensure that our representatives do NOT follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says 'did not pay $70'! At that price you can't afford not to subscribe!"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

follow you around with flashing lights and sirens and a big sign that says ‘did not pay $70’!

Why not just show ads? Paying the $70 reduces the amount seen. Of course we need lots of personal information to show the right ads. And everything you say or do will be recorded for AI training.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

😬 tone it down there, Aldous, that's getting a little too plausible.

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[-] blarth 4 points 1 year ago

It’s just going to ask you a question.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

wntd t rspnd prprly bt my vwl sbscrptn xprd. Ds nyn hv $5?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

LPT: Yoü can get yoür vowel sübscription with a 80% discoünt using a türkish VPN with absolütely no sideffects.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No, but I do have a few vowels left which I can spare. I think these should be the ones you need: ae o eo oe u oe uiio eie oe aoe ae

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Srry, n. Hwvr, hv n bndnc f Y's.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"wyntyd ty ryspynd prypyrly byt my vywl sybscryptyyn yxpyryd. Dyys ynyyny hyvy $5?"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Finally, my years of Olde English pay off...

This is fucking nonsense!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Heh. Costs me at least 1200 to exist here, so youre getting a deal

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Also a video about how that's the worst thing you can do for your health with no actual advice to correct it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Save with a weekly subscription

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

netflix users be like

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