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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I mean, it’s common knowledge that we are slaves with extra steps controlled by a specie of giant, telepathic, calamari that use us for their own survival

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You are aware catfish doesn’t exist? They are not fish, they are cats in swimsuits.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Some of those jets are obviously obstructing the runway path. Whoever organized this photo op didn't consider logistics important.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Space is limited underneath. IIRC they keep the planes on deck unless there's a specific reason to

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Kind of looks like an airplane junkyard tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most people think that catfish listen to bluegrass, but what they don't realize is that it's actually reggae.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hitting rock with stick came before Ska even.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are those sticks in the red circle on the aircraft carrier? Looks too big to be fishing poles, right? Cranes? Anchor lines or something?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Sensory organs to find food (chiese submarines)