For sale: Baby shoes, still worn

I was born with a micro-plastic spoon in my mouth

goes too far; gives birth to a Barbie doll

26 Coated Man
You were one of the many pilgrims who traveled to the Plastic Sea, having chosen glory and young death above being worn down by The Sands. You decided to test yourself in the world at large rather than die upon the Plastic Shores.

Crimes Of The Future