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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Chop, chop, chop goes the guillotine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Good. I hope you have to decide between caviar and avocado toast because you don’t have the money for both because of this you silver spoon in the ear goon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I have heard that the younger generations just want to bang on the drum all day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

There are some people this world would be better off without.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Neither does he...

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