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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 7 months ago

my postman keeps sending me bills. I told him that I don't have any business dealings with him, but he keeps doing it!

[–] [email protected] 72 points 7 months ago

This is like one step away from sovereign citizen brainworms

[–] [email protected] 66 points 7 months ago (1 children)

asagiri Please for the love of God just drive your Tesla into the ocean!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 7 months ago

Or a small pond, as with Cocaine Mitch's sister-in-law. Really anything, just take an aggressive pothole in the rain inshallah

[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago

melon-musk "It's a joke bro! Haven't you ever heard of the 'Patrick's Wallet' meme? I was doing the meme, it's epic!"

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

To be fair, the man's behind so many scams and deathtraps, there probably is an ecosystem of lawyers living off his victims.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Musk, you have a number of people suing you, but let me warn you, they have some unusual names.

Like who?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

troled epic style xDD trollface

[–] [email protected] 37 points 7 months ago

I submit into evidence: The paper that was filled out to file the lawsuit

[–] [email protected] 34 points 7 months ago

these libel suits must not have enough teeth, this isnt the first time hes been sued for doing this.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Debatlording someone in the profession of debatelording. Lol, lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Jokes on them I'm only pretending to have brainworms

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

if I can just convince the judge that it's the wrong guy suing me the case will be thrown out melon-musk

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago