this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The collision of MS Teams with the lady's eye is going to be very painful.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (4 children)

To be fair, having to interact with MS Teams with any part of your body is painful.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Especially since now you need seperate licenses for it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people

As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You tell me! My school uses it and everybody, including the teachers, hate it with passion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

To spousta škol v ČR, bohužel...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

instructions unclear, dick stuck in ms teams

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

How do you know it's going towards her eye? She might be able to shoot MS Teams out of her eyes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Gave up on office a couple of years ago when I discovered bastet:

For people who enjoy swearing at their computer, Bastet (short for Bastard Tetris) is an attractive alternative to Microsoft Word.

https://github.com/fph/bastet/

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

This is exactly how I feel browsing the admin portal market place for licenses

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. He rises again!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Long may he reign.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Any question?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

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