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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The only reason it's fed the millions in China is because there is so much of it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Molecules are great for when I'm snackish and want to eat 6.02 x 10^23^ of something.

[–] idk837384 39 points 1 year ago

I would add more rice just to fuck with them

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. the dotted "i" with otherwise majuscule font is subpar for the undead...

Source: I made it the fuck up. Or I'm a vampire. Which one? Who knows...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Based on the cool cursive font that your username is in, I'm thinking the latter. That just seems like something a goth vampire would do

Source: I have no idea what I'm talking about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty good guess actually.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not hard to do if you weigh groups of the rice and take an average weight/grain then divide the total weight by that. Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho 💀

The total weight would decrease as some of the water evaporated but you might be able to account for that

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro forgot to add his uncertainty tho

HIS uncertainty? Your method results in uncertainty. This guy counted each piece individually, as one should.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Sometimes we make sacrifices for the sake of efficiency

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

With weighing you have a confidence interval, when counting each grain of rice you know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What if I could give you two brick and two wood for it though? Could build two bridges with that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

you're telling me 7 shrimp fried this rice?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so you have 7 of Man Utd's playmaker and 4639 of Arsenal's holding midfielder?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Best of luck to you getting anyone with this joke on this website.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they have a player named shrimp? Rice is a more common surname.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't follow the footy but I understood that it was ironic in some way!