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[–] 97 points 2 years ago (12 children)

Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: "dick" is the German word for "thick."

You may now resume your laughter.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I wonder if it was spelled with an eth “ð” in old English and medieval German?

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  • [–] 40 points 2 years ago (12 children)

    Don't buy this. According to the label, only the minimum legal standards for animal welfare were observed.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (7 children)

    I mean, if you're concerned with their welfare you probably aren't buying their ground up corpses?

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Yeah because everything in the world is binary and there can't ever be nuance.

    I'm reducing my meat intake, but I do still eat meat every now and then. When I do, I tend to consider the impact on animal welfare and the environment. Eating meat from an animal that has lived relatively free and happy life is a lot better to me than one that has been locked inside for most of it's life.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago*

    It's good that you mindfully reduce meat intake and at least think about it, and I'm not trying to force you to do anything, but the logic here doesn't follow. You could equally say "everything in this world has nuance and can never be binary (so this can't be binary)".

    Do you know the idea of a kind slavemaster? Namely: if someone told me they only buy products of slavery if they're made by slaves with kind masters, I'd be a bit baffled and I'd say "but it's still slavery isn't it?" There's basically nothing worse you can do for something's welfare than having it destroyed, no? Barring edge cases where you're putting something out of its misery (definitely not the case when making animals into hamburgers).

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Nooo don't call me out on my virtue signaling!!11!! I loooove animals 🥰🥰🥰 I also pay for them to be gassed and stabbed in the neck. Yum 😋😋😋

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If the options are treating them shit before killing them or treating them better before killing, I think treating them better is still, well, better, even though the end result is that they're killed.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (10 children)

    YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    Damn gay liberals putting their dick in the German's meat to make them vote for statutory health insurance

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    400g extra dick, nicht schlecht.... nicht schlecht

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Is this still available?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I prefer the normal amounts of dick

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    DIESE BULETTE IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND.

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