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[-] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

Maybe we're just really tired

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

That's JUST what someone who sleeps in jeans would say.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere wearing anything. That being said, unless there's a good reason not to, I fail to understand why anyone wouldn't sleep nude. No clothing is more comfortable than nude, and don't say warmth because that's what blankets are for.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I can usually stand wearing underwear to bed, but not pants or shirt. Naked is great though.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

warmth 😃

During sleep I can’t ensure to be stay covered with a blanket. Though lower half nude would work better than upper half nude. If my arms get cold, I‘ll get ill. With a sleeping bag it might work.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

Being able to take advantage of napportunities is a superpower, not a wierdity.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Sleeping in jeans makes me horny. I'm not even joking. I'm being serious.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You're welcome ;)

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I don't mean this in a negative sense, you do you, but this sounds like a fetish to me?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks! I didn't know the difference

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No idea. The tight/snug + hard-ish fabric probably?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't know how to ask my next question without being crass, but I'm trying.

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans? I ask because all I can think of is pinching and periods of pants tightening uncomfortably.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whatcha workin' with in those jeans

Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it's prolly my chastity kink. I've always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I've slept in jeans many a time. Never while sober, though.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

So it's the middle of the night, your house is on fire, do you really want the firemen to see you in your PJs or a nice fitting pair of jeans?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I sleep naked to assert dominance

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Their hose is bigger.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As a nude sleeper, I've honestly thought about this. In my head, I have an action plan for grabbing my robe on such an occasion.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Nothing like jrifting off into jream land in my jeans

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you have to sleep in whatever you're wearing, and wherever you are.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

It all depends on your tiredness and blood alcohol level.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Good jeans are like a second skin. You shouldn't notice them at all.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This guy wears skin pants.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I am so sleep deprived I can literally fall asleep anywhere. "Sleeping in jeans" doesn't count when it's a 30 minute power nap on one of the cafeteria benches

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I used to do this when I was in school so I didn't have to get dressed in the morning

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If you can’t sleep in them, they’re probably ill fitting or bad quality. A good pair of jeans that fit well are really comfortable.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was sleeping in jeans. I sensed a disturbance in the force so I logged into lemmy and saw this. Im going back to sleep with my jeans still on so later fuckers.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You guys can't sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Oh man, it's weird to me that people have to be super comfortable to be able to sleep. Have you never been sleep deprived?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I just have to able to stretch out laying down and I'm fine, I've slept on curbs, rock piles even on some stairs once and when I'm drunk I can sleep absolutely anywhere.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Jeans are comfy, and I hate the sensation of too much air on my bare legs. And no, the blankets aren't enough, it needs to be pants, and almost all my pants are jeans.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't own any jeans but I feel very similar and always wear pants when I sleep.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was a jean sleeper up till my early 20s. Not sure why, it just felt right.

Now I can sleep in gym shorts or jeans but prefer shorts. Anything less than shorts and REM sleep doesn't happen for me, my body doesn't like having it's guard down that much I guess.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You can sleep in anything if you're drunk enough

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I slept in someone else's room/bed before in college. They walked in, and were also drunk. They apparently thought they somehow lost claim to it, and didn't bother to notify me until they sobered up in the morning.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Then there are people who sleep while wearing boots

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like a real sleep? Or a power nap? I can see myself dozing off at a busy conference. But to fully rest my body, absolutely not.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I slept in jeans once (beer). It was horrible

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I went camping with a friend once when I was younger and he just slept in his jeans. He said he did it all the time at home too. At the time I just assumed it was normal.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So then at the time, you assumed that you weren’t normal?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well given any topic, it's possible for multiple things to be normal. Drinking coffee black, with milk, with sugar or with both can all be normal. Normal doesn't have to be just one thing.

I just assumed we were both normal.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thats pretty insane. I can sleep sitting in a chair, but jeans? Damn!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What is that art from?

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