"T-minus 72 hours until cargo bay jettison.

Go for retro burn. Pod orientation is now inverted.

T-minus 48 hours.

Umbilical is confirmed powered down. Pod is now on internal power."

Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob.

And now I’m mentally comparing nipples to induction chargers. Thanks for the image, op!

its not wireless the tit is the wire. Wireless would be touching the mothers skin and the milk is just transfered to the baby.

It's less wireless charging and more switching to the internal gasoline powered APU that you have to refill the gas tank on regularly

Babies are fueled up like an internal combustion engine and produce lots of hazardous waste.

My wife would absolutely disagree with this. She could "feed" the baby anywhere before, but now she has to sit every 2 hours every day. And that's 2 hours from the start of the last feed; more like an hour break in between.

Not really wireless, more like charging a handset on its dock.

It's all solar energy too. Just a matter of how many degrees of separation really.

I find it even better when you think about the oxygen instead of the food, since babies become able to breathe on their own entirely without parental intervention.