▲ 279 ▼ The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding) (lemmy.world) submitted 2 years ago by cloudless@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world 24 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children) Not quite like wireless though, there has to be a latch on and suction, can't just faceplant a baby on a boob. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago* (3 children) But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] smud@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) So babies are more like the magsafe charger then. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Exactly. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist. permalink fedilink source parent [–] cloudless@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago* (3 children) But if you place a baby in the rough area (the boobs) they can manoeuvre themselves to the correct area. This is long before any motor skills. It's a primal instinct. Like holding their breath when submerged or grasping things placed in their hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] smud@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) So babies are more like the magsafe charger then. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Exactly. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth. permalink fedilink source parent [–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] smud@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 child) So babies are more like the magsafe charger then. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lmaydev@programming.dev 1 point 2 years ago Exactly. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago Not even that, a newborn is able to crawl to the breast and start latching immediately after birth. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago Yeah except they generally don't. There's a reason classes to learn how to breastfeed and lactation consultants exist. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cloudless@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child) Apple and Samsung want to have a word with you. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago Yes, there are plenty of boobs that use their devices. permalink fedilink source parent