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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Guessing it's actually chainmail pants covered by skin colored stockings...for some reason? There are some folds around the knees that seem to indicate there's fabric.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

when you have a legendary ass but wrinkly knee pits

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah that booty is still incredible.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They didn't tend to wear hose over things like armor, if it's hose it's actually likely closer the bottom of a chainmail shirt or hauberk. This is strengthened by the background dude having a something like a codpiece and the foreground facing dude having a length of fabric draping down where they tie the hose to. They didn't wear pants that actually came together. Would also explain why the poor bastards have arrows sticking out of their largely unarmored legs.

Edit: similar hauberk/hose, though likely based on this very source hilariously enough due to the same pose, crossbow, and similar uniform markings blended together, just as a 19th century art print

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

So you're saying plenty of these guys took an arrow to the knee?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe it was an ad for leg armour.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

What is this, a gif for ants‽

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Nope just the one my keyboard app populated

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"Nothing at all, nothing at all..."

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Stupid sexy Crossbowman.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Micromail! It doesn't chafe! Made from Retribushium^® to protect your jewels!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But can I get it in a feminine dwarf cut? Or is that too progressive?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Albrecht Albrechtson says yes it is far to progressive.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
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