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COLE S LAW

Everyone is thinking about this wrong. MIcroslop will only do their enterprise customers dirty at the very end, when they are dropping the Windows product altogether. How do SysAdmins do Windows 11 installs at their workplace? How are we expected to provision PCs without a MS account. Select add to domain and use your router as a 'fake' DC and then set the settings back to normal after the install. They can not remove that method, it is absolutely required for using DCs and MS makes a shit load of money licensing DCs. You have to pay per user.

Now wipe away the collective trauma we have working with XCode on Mac with it's tooling and people might consider Swift for other uses.

Yes, it was a Unicorn that Microslop bought.

My siblings and I have a bunch of the movie/TV based games for the Gameboy. The problem was you couldn't tell if the game was bad or just not intuitive. Some games you would eventually figure out and could beat, but fuck some you were stuck on the first level forever.

I think they have a tablet or two on the site, but I do think the mini laptops are super interesting. https://www.crowdsupply.com/laptops-and-pcs

They were successful because of VC funding, we were doomed from the start. VCs want one thing and one thing only, to back a Unicorn. Nothing else matters to them.

That is why it is a "cult classic"

I wish I could upvoye you more

I would have been more concerned if the app didn't send data to Palantir. For now they still have to trick people to be 100% tracked, soon they won't need anything. When they can passively track us, we are fucked. All it takes is biometrics + identity(name, ssn, driver license) + location(from your active devices) and tracking in apps is not needed anymore.

That is the winner right there.