I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.

Anything but metric

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?

This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

Turtle pope is real

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

How many football fields is Carlos?

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

He smol.

I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:

How many Smoots is a Carlos?

The US with it's imperial system 🤦‍♂️

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

Thank you, Carlos.

Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.

How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.

Which one is which?

Dudes rock

Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

How large per Carlos squared?

Carlos

Pretty sure that one’s turtley enough for the turtle club.