As an F1 fan since 2021 who did NOT get into it through Drive to Survive, this seems accurate.

There’s no place like ::1

1.1 trillion for bombs

$0 for something we’ve been planning our wholes lives around depending on

Yeah totally our fault, stupid taxpayer suckers

What would cause such a “screamer” in the first place? Sounds like a malicious actor could force a network down gradually with any device they can get to do this.

Yeah but I like my evenings dark. Do you know how hard it is to get a 6 year old kid to agree that it’s bedtime when the sun’s still up? They’re not stupid, dad!

It’s probably also on his computer, but now inaccessible without the Microsoft account that contains the bitlocker key for that data

You know, like how fucking ransomware works

The president of YUM foods is (was?) a Trump supporter. I’ve boycotted Taco Bell since like 2017 or 18 when I learned of this. Also fuck Pizza Hut and KFC too

No sales job ever paid per time spent on phone

Anon is trying to be wholesome but has to forge reality in this fucked up world

Imagine the pure liquid wealth your company accumulates when it takes 2-3% of a large swath of financial transactions on the Internet. It’s like Visa/MasterCard obscene.

Then imagine someone tells you “no”.

Starring Will Neff as the Woker

[GAMERS PACIFIED]

Fun fact, windows 11 backs up your bitlocker private key with Microsoft if you sign in with a Microsoft Account.

There’s a database somewhere with every bitlocker key to almost every Windows 11 device on earth.

I’m sure they let the NSA and the FBI right in. The CIA probably has sleeper agents working devops at Microsoft so they don’t even need to access it procedurally. $10 says Israel can access it too, because why the fuck not.