FAFO fits here.

Lady looks like she just blew in on the west wind with her flying monkeys in tow, and she's claiming the left are the ones trying to destroy civil order.

Bro the US deep fries so much that even their memes are deep fried.

Burgers are "as American as apple pie".

The controls show forwards/backwards, dude could just send it back.

Trolled problem solved.

Did this all last term to no consequences

Put out racist/inflammatory/severe mental error/obvious lie comments, then his team would go into damage control and claim it was a technical error / intern / junior staff, then someone would ask him about the mistake/lie and and his ego would cause him to pipe up that he did it on purpose and it was a good statement, throwing his own team under the bus as liars again, and again.

His cult member voters don't care, its the post-truth era.

This would be absolutely cringe if a high school kid was doing it as a petty insult to their rivals... But it's the president of the USA.

I know its a melting pot of factors that has caused it, but it still blows my mind that "normal" for the USA has fallen so fucking far, so fast since Trump came on the scene. 10 years ago a fucking tan suit was 'weird' for a president..

I was like, "that's crazy, like what would that logo even look like, a Mountie? A woodsman in flannel?" - because there's no image on the wiki article.

Then I found this old article which contains the funny backstory, and explains its definitely a woodsman, and used to be a pine tree..

“Look, I was always embarrassed by our symbol,” says assistant principal Ralph Sorrentino, a North Plainfield football player in the ’50s. “We had a mascot dressed as a tree. South Plainfield had a tiger.” It was a particular problem when they played the Metuchen Bulldogs. “You know what dogs do to trees,” he says.

So in the early 1970s North Plainfield’s teams became the Canucks—woodsmen who cut down trees.

https://njmonthly.com/articles/towns-schools/theyre_lumberjacks_and_theyre_okay/

Don't do it, Canada.

You'd suddenly be expanding your population 8-9x over (even factoring a war in), and at least 40% of the newly minted Canadians would 'think' and vote like Albertan roughnecks.

Hmmm.. motives unclear. Could be either to give you more luscious, full lips, soothe your arthritic knees, or accellerate the growth of a malignant tumor.

(Edit) Wait, are you by chance a professional long distance ski jumper?

https://gizmodo.com/the-olympics-may-have-a-penis-problem-thanks-to-ski-jumping-2000718878

No, it's implying a migration of phone technology. First it was all in one large handset, now it's mostly stored in the butt.

Star Trek has left Netflix, so what is it even for now?