He died on the way back to his home planet.

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Ah, shit, we dropped our skier back in igeland.

Do those clasps even do anything? Or are those shoes held on by black magic?

It's not exactly subtle

Atheism is the position that no gods exist. It doesn't say anything about them never having existed... ^that was a joke I'm not looking to argue^

"All this money and access isn't worth the trust we're losing with the public by not reporting on your war crimes!"

"What if we merk journalists in high numbers, so you can say you're not reporting on Gaza to protect your employees?"

"... That works!"

It's okay. I killed lots of gods when I played that game.

At first I was like "these are not equally problematic" but then I realized that I only think that because I don't view trans people's existence as inherently sexual.

Yeah, lay down and take it, bitch. I'm almost there.

Christians be like "There is only one God, he is loving and he is all-powerful. Also, be afraid of this mesopotamian demon."

Bummer! Guess they'd better release the Epstein files.

With that lawsuit money, maybe he'll be able to afford a trench coat that fits.