If your walk isn't silly enough, the machine rejects you from the Ministry applicant pool. This is known as gait-keeping.
"Despite" or "in order to punish them with"?
Bring a bunch of friends dressed as DC comics characters and pretend you're at the wrong BatCon.
Nice example of aposematism.
Worth it.
Chinese meal!
Must be from the same planet as the Ballchinians.
Ray Bradbury's "A Sound of Thunder"?
And harder.
Assuming the pre-surgery length was something normal (making it a rounding error from this point on) and the average 3.5" long flaccid penis takes 130 mL of blood to achieve a 5.17" erection (4.59" in circumference), those extra ~2.1 billion inches would require 5.4 million-ish liters of blood to fill. If those are 2.1 billion flaccid inches, call it about 8 million liters.
Average total blood volume for an adult human is 4.5 to 5.6 liters so we're going to need more. An Olympic swimming pool is 50x25 meters with a minimum depth of 2 meters. That's 2.5 million liters. It'll take two of those full of blood and a little extra to get things up and running.
Somewhere in that ballpark anyway, I think. Don't rely on this for medical purposes. Average dick-mensions and pool specifications from Wikipedia, blood fill numbers from a Healthline article.
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Like the sports drink.