Like the sports drink.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

If your walk isn't silly enough, the machine rejects you from the Ministry applicant pool. This is known as gait-keeping.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago

"Despite" or "in order to punish them with"?

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Bring a bunch of friends dressed as DC comics characters and pretend you're at the wrong BatCon.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Nice example of aposematism.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

Must be from the same planet as the Ballchinians.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 47 points 18 hours ago

Assuming the pre-surgery length was something normal (making it a rounding error from this point on) and the average 3.5" long flaccid penis takes 130 mL of blood to achieve a 5.17" erection (4.59" in circumference), those extra ~2.1 billion inches would require 5.4 million-ish liters of blood to fill. If those are 2.1 billion flaccid inches, call it about 8 million liters.

Average total blood volume for an adult human is 4.5 to 5.6 liters so we're going to need more. An Olympic swimming pool is 50x25 meters with a minimum depth of 2 meters. That's 2.5 million liters. It'll take two of those full of blood and a little extra to get things up and running.

Somewhere in that ballpark anyway, I think. Don't rely on this for medical purposes. Average dick-mensions and pool specifications from Wikipedia, blood fill numbers from a Healthline article.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 31 points 19 hours ago

Garbage-ass crypto casino ad.

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(And couchfucker.)

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RIP Bill.

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It does not make sense!

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Hello, I reported this post earlier due to the OP (who is also the community mod) advocating for rape. Presumably, OP/mod saw the report and decided to backtrack, changing:

...unfortunate no one shoved their finger inside the pussy of ruchi tiwari...

to:

...unfortunate no one shoved their finger inside the sussy (a Japanese dish )of ruchi tiwari...

which should be visible in the post's edit history. Figured it was worth mentioning here to provide additional context in case it wasn't immediately clear what had happened.


More of OP/mod's super reasonable responses to someone else in their community:

I wish ur mum stays safe and never get grape,i wish ur sis never accidentally slip and manage to land on my dick so my dih land in her pussy, i never want these things to happen.i also never want something bad like nirbhaya ,happens to ur mum. Stay bless boi


Additionally, when they banned me, it came with a very kind note:

reason: Brahminism filth not allowed ,go get ur mum fucked.brahmin bastard

which is obviously super cool and chill.

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Invidious links: inv.nadeko.net instance or invidious.io instance selection


Been on a K.Flay kick lately, I like the art style in this video.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

Anybody recognize this guy?

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Source

Re-uploaded rather than normal crosspost to avoid a tech issue that might just be on my side.

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Invidious links: NerdVPN or instance selection

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An iconic scene. (lemmy.world)
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vInpu', vInpu', vInpu',

There's far too many of you dying (without honor)...

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