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They said I could become anything
(thelemmy.club)
(And couchfucker.)
Thank you! But just this once though!
His personality already killed a pope. You'd think we'd have seen this coming.
Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world's most famous coach fucker.
You mean he's fucked coaches AND couches?
"Put me in, Couch!" - JD, probably.
Office of JD Vance refused to comment
The Vance touch: everything he touches dies. (He should visit Putin next, maybe even Xi Jinping)
Short list of people he should pay a visit to:
Putin Xi Jinping MBS Netanyahu Erdogan Aliyev The new Khamenei Kim Jung Un A full tour of Afghanistan so he could meet all the Taliban elite Lukashenko
This list is incomplete, if anybody got a name drop it.
leave clarinet out of this.
A pedo protector
A Couch Fucker
Maybe he likes really young couches
If this is not art, I don't know what is.
Thanks, I definitely see the parts where my give-a-shit wears off but I have fun with it. Here's a version with no text:
Just like his boss.
Are we 100% sure it was fucking the couch or could it have been sucking the couch ?
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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