Have had this one for like 6 months and finally got it to bloom :)
“So we can still deport Venezuelan women. Got it.” -Trump probably
I was in Los Angeles last week and picked up this Zygo at a local Trader Joe’s. I believe it’s a Debbie Demello “Honolulu Baby”. Beautiful orchid and for the price of $18, carrying it on the plane, and many eye rolls from the wife I think it was absolutely worth the price of admission
Wait, you guys were buying books from Amazon?
If you don’t like candidates wearing makeup then you’re going to be pissed about her opponent
I get more people saying to me “wow you’re very tall” to which I respond with “yes and you are very observant” which I feel is funny in the moment but is just condescending enough to make them realize it later on.
Who are you and how did you get in here?
I have an actual answer. I bought a metal detector and naturally I set to work in the backyard to see if I could find anything cool. Well I don’t know if you think rusty nails and bottle caps are cool but I sure found a lot of those. I did find a lot of good time to practice though.
Fast forward a few months, I had branched out to local parks and such and hadn’t revisited the backyard. We were having some landscaping done which included digging up some tree stumps. For a lark I ran the detector over one of the holes a stump had come out of and I got a hit. Not just a hit but a hit that registered the same as a pre-1964 quarter. Silver.
After a little digging I pulled up a pair of vintage ww2 aerial gunnery wings! (Note: these aren’t the ones I found but they are very similar)
Not sure how I had missed them or what they were doing there but best I can figure is that since the house dated to the late 1950’s some kid grabbed his dads wings from the war and managed to lose them in the backyard and was never able to find them. Sad for dad but cool for me I guess
Jesus! mark this nsfw! I vomited in my mouth a little bit
Being tall is not all it’s cracked up to be, I assure you.
My back and knees constantly hurt, I can’t buy clothes at stores, dodging chandeliers and low doorways isn’t fun, there’s nothing interesting on the top of shelves and cabinets, no I don’t play basketball, every airplane is uncomfortable, my feet hang off the end of the bed, and where are all these women who want tall men?
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