I went to a hospital recently to visit a friend and needed to buy lunch while I was there. I purchased a premade chicken Caesar salad in a package for $7.50.

I walk back to where I’m staying and realize the salad has everything except the dressing. It’s literally lettuce, chicken, croutons, and a bit of cheese.

I say fuck this because it’s hardly even a Caesar salad at this point, and I go back to buy something else. That’s when I realize, they do have dressing, but it’s sold separately and it’s a fucking $1.00.

A big deal? No. Infuriating? YES.

Think of all the things you could put in those numerous tiny pockets.

For anyone who doesn’t “get it”, I’m not promising this series will make sense or even be funny. Garfield without Garfield is amusing (sometimes), so I wondered about Calvin and Hobbes, but how it might be in reality. Hobbes will only ever appear as a stuffed animal and will not be mentioned by name.

I'm working through “Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat” and will be including the page number in the title (at least until I get bored of this).

You can find the full book in PDF form here: https://ia801007.us.archive.org/1/items/3.yukonho/9.%20Homicidal%20Psycho%20Jungle%20Cat.pdf

The page numbers I'm using as reference don't quite line up because I'm using a physical book as reference, but it's pretty close.

Hope you...enjoy?

You’re H.S. Too, so don’t forget it!

I find these videos super interesting and cool to watch and this is the best/longest of all the ones I've ever seen. Hope you enjoy it too

They build a 25 meter tall tower out of wooden sticks over the course of four days and then make it all collapse. I thought it was pretty cool.

An absolute banger with a great group of talented people.

I always assumed since it was a desiccant it might dry up my insides and kill me, but it seems like that’s not the case.

I saw this on the latest video and had to share: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39h_CZklv8M