Most populous city in the US? Did something happen to New York City?

I've got all of that except instead I'm super duper good at math and math is fun and I love it

Oh, all of us?

Uh oh!

That would just generate more waste. The people who were dismissed already have all the relevant knowledge and skills and won't need to ~~rump~~ ramp up like a new hire.

Edit: Freud

When the only choice a person has is a little money vs. no money, they're usually forced to choose the former.

They're paying people to take milk now?

Exactly. And unfortunately, the other go-to response, "just go to a physical store," is rarely an option since even in major areas as even major chains like Radio Shack and Fry's, not to mention all the small local shops that used to exist, have gone under.

Because 7-8-9

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

Which company did you say you worked for?