Sounds like the sequel of that horror movie where the protagonist had a vagina with fangs.

It's ok, poltergeists are ghost cats anyways.

Police officer, removing the robber mask: "So, Scooby was actually Robber65 all along". Robber65: " And I would I have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky memes on the internet".

No food stamps, only Gil.

Can I introduce the Finnish tar-flavored licorice?

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

China is winning without doing anything

For now.

Wait, the letters are clearly digitally added on top of the photo, but aren't they just used to label the tattoos on each finger?

Not that would change anything...

A few interesting snippets from the conversation.

nobody knows who the Houthis are – which is why we would need to stay focused on: 1) Biden failed & 2) Iran funded.

Always blame the previous admin.

But, we can easily pause. And if we do, I will do all we can to enforce 100% OPSEC”—operations security.

[...]

In his text detailing aspects of the forthcoming attack on Houthi targets, Hegseth wrote to the group—which, at the time, included me—“We are currently clean on OPSEC.”

LoL, the irony.

VP: I fully share your loathing of European free-loading. It’s PATHETIC.

Well, fuck you too Vice President JD Vance and US Secretary of defence Pete Hegseth.

"I'm not the head of the department, it's just an empty shell company with a puppethead that follows my every whim."

In Japan it's almost impossible to find a trash can on the streets and yet people don't litter. The problem is the culture centered around consumerism and waste.