Odd.

Better?

Oh, fuck, now I've got three nickels!

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent line cook?!"

"Your wish is granted! Minimum wage is now a disgusting, unlivable, inhumane $7.25 per hour!"

Hmmm

I was in a used book store and they had a copy of Mein Kampf that had been printed in Nazi Germany, wrapped in a plastic protective bag with a tag that read "Do Not Open - Ask For Help."

It was probably to keep people from getting their greasy fingerprints on an old book, but I like to think the admonishment had a double meaning.

Every day brings us closer to AD BS.

I can conceive of a controller with a surface like those pin art toys

with a membrane stretched over it so that you could reprogram the location and shape of the buttons at will and still have a tactile experience...

...but it would be needlessly complicated, expensive, almost certainly less functional than actual buttons, and more prone to failure. So, not really a meaningful or desirable improvement.

Such an easy fix, too:

Or, if you prefer:

Hey, quick question: will Work™ eventually include the healthcare, housing, and free time to enjoy life benefits that we've all been hearing so much about?

The joke would have worked just fine had it said "Refill Octopus Cartridge" or literally any of a thousand other food options.

"Paint"