Funeral parade of roses type shit

The goatse OS, if you will

The wearer will die in seven days, he's trying to get more time with her

I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

"have you ever done any drugs?" "oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun" "nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!"

Isn't this the second Harry potter book?

The movie is Touch of Evil (1958). Watch it today, it's superb

Here's an old picture of men testing bulletproof vests

I mean, you don't to wait for a witch to turn you into a garbage truck driver. You can just apply for the job. Go on. Go vibe

"why (some OK movie from 20 years ago) is a masterpiece"

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