My five-year-old daughter just climbed over me, stopped to stare at this pic, and said (in a goofy voice) "Wuut da heeeyyck?"
Aw, that's adorable.
You must be doing something right.
And I'm glad to be seeing it here on Lemmy!
And while I'm driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby.. how fortuitous!
Odds are that one of these two things will be the highlight of your day today.
(Good luck and congrats!)
Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit
Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
Nah not really lol
It's lies all the way down...
or IS it???
theremin sounds
Another lie from you, I’ll have you know I heard NO SOUND, even though “theremin sounds” clearly implies that sounding is supposed to be taking place! This is the fifth time you lied today!
I wouldn't be so sure. Maybe they also lied to their spouse about driving to the hospital
My wife has been dead for 40 years.
Also, I'm 37
Are you exactly 37? In that case happy birthday! Or was that just another of your devious lies?
Well, I mean, today is not my birthday, but I legitimately am 37.
So your more like 37½ or something. I'm not even disappointed at this point
Sorry for the late response, I was saving a bear from a baby attack
Thanks for clarification
No problem, Lu. You're my best friend.
Nobody ever called me Lu before 🥺
I worked with a gal named Lu who ran an industrial laser cutter, wore overalls, and was really into guns. Like, she owned several hundred rare antique ones - not stuff you just take out and shoot on the weekend.
Oh there's plenty of sounding. That's what I meant. I put a theremin in my pee hole.
Fuck
My internet journey: Random Nintendo forum > 9gag > Reddit > Lemmy > this post
I made the right choices it seems
It may not have been the only path however.
Who’s got a lovely face!
It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now
I've made a huge mistake
Post memes here.
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