Yeah, would've been better if she adds you to her sudoers file.

Based on the font of "Company Policies" and the fact that it's an embossed metal (or shiny plastic) sign, I'm gonna assume this is a gag decoration. However, I wouldn't be surprised about a company using this as inspiration...

When there aren't proper protections in place for frivolous lawsuits. It costs them more to fight than it would to just advertise on the platform. Time for Ben & Jerry's to make an "eat the rich" flavor with Musk's face on the carton to advertise on X!

Yup, and they're run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Return to zombie Island... but the truth is disappointing...

That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion...

Simple, trust no one. Get a no-reported-logs VPN, don't download anything that has a strange file size or extension, look at comments, look at the number of seeders if it's a torrent. If you can, join something like a private tracker where there's moderation too. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then it's probably not the movie you were looking for and there might be a Trojan army inside waiting for you to let the duck enter your computer... That metaphor may have fallen apart on me...

That'll really come in handy when they need to do renovations and lost the original blueprints.

I'd watch a horror movie about a Silicon Valley startup CEO slowly having his body parts replaced by his investors in the interest of making him more predictable and under their control until they finally get to his brain... Chip of Theseus coming Fall 2024 to Meta TV!

ChatGPT just makes me feel like I'm doing code review for junior developers who don't understand the task... wait...

That would require Microsoft admitting they come in second.

That's just because the shutter speed is matching up exactly with the flapping of its wings, like a metal hummingbird.