I responded to a profile on hinge that said they wanted a man who yearned for things with, "I yearn for oncoming traffic does that count, lmao"

Unsurprisingly I didn't get a match but I still wouldn't change anything lol

Hours after this story published, a White House spokesperson said in a statement that DOGE did not share classified information ― even as NRO’s classified information was still accessible on DOGE’s website.

“DOGE did not share classified information, any assertion to the contrary is a lie,” said the spokesperson. “Yesterday the accusation was DOGE was not transparent and today the accusation is DOGE is too transparent. Stop the fearmongering, DOGE’s mission remains to cut waste, fraud, and abuse and are doing so with the proper security clearances and following the law.”

Lmao peak professionalism guys.

This is just a modern iteration of the book HOLES, and it takes place in a landfill instead of a dry lakebed.

Dems would rather sell us to fascism than put a progressive in office.

Strange, the overlap between the political obsessions of Russia, and those of Conservatives in the United States. It's almost as if one controls the information consumed by the other....

Lmao are you out here saying we should essentially smear people for thought crimes?

You see, no one actually wants a digital currency. There have been several (nano was my favorite) that functioned especially well as a currency, because it used very little compute power to perform or verify transactions.

But a currency is stable. Which means you don't magically make money by holding or trading it. So it doesn't get attention, and therefore doesn't get widely adopted.

Everyone likes Bitcoin because it's speculative digital gold.

Nah this is perfect

This is how you get people to start rooting their TVs

Every time I look at Matt Gaetz, all I can see is if Butthead (from Beavis and Butthead) were a real person and grew up rich.

I'm just trying to pay for housing with my meager allotment of 80 hash browns per week

My wife has an iPad and one of the things I hate the most is that you can't install adblock extensions into Firefox on it like you can on Android. Which is a thing that has made using the browser on the phone wayyyy more enjoyable.