That little fuckhead got me into this mess.

Apparently, the bedrock limit of my opinion of humanity has another bedrock.

Sue Johanson died three years ago!? Damn. How did I miss that? She's the one who turned me onto The Multi Orgasmic Man. Sue was one of the greatest sex educators to ever live. Listening to her show was the first time I had ever heard sex spoken about as it should be, in plain language with zero judgement. RIP Sue.

"Literally" used as an intensifier dates back to the 1700s, but the prescriptivist controversy about it is very recent. People can understand that a word can have different meanings and have different uses. Except for prescriptivists, apparently.

I can't believe Bill Gates got STDs from Russian girls, his ex-wife Melinda, AND Elon Musk!

Burst the fucking bubble already. I'm edging so hard right now.

Does anyone remember when it was just Trump blowing Bill Clinton and/or a horse? Those were the days.

Don Jr. is in second place!? That would be awesome if he got the nomination. He's such a coked up clown, the American public would never vote for... such a... you know what, never mind.

I, for one, completely believe the brother of infamous sex trafficking pedophile Jeffery Epstein.

I've been a Windows user since 95. I tried a few times to move to Linux, but basic user unfriendly problems always brought me back to Windows. Now there's no option to go back. Linux Mint has had some bumps, but I'm properly motivated to jump over those hurdles now. I've become a proud Linux user this last week. Finally free of Microsoft's gravity.

Some folks here believe once Trump is dead, his empire will pass onto someone else. I couldn't disagree more. Every time someone tries to do what Trump does, it's a big flop. It will all unravel with him gone. It's called a cult for a reason.

Apparently, Israel hacked phones in Gaza to blast out Netanyahu's speech as he was giving it. If that had happened in the Superman movie, the audience would have said that's a bit too comic book villainous.