Mine's set to 0 unless I'm holding shift

You know darn well I've done that

I came here to see if anyone else thought so, to confirm my suspicions
Couldn't really tell why I thought so, it just felt... off

XFCE's had mainline Wayland support since 4.20 (well, experimentally anyway) for over a year now.
I've tinkered with it, with labwc, it's pretty good. I haven't checked back in to see if they've baked in a sensible set of defaults, I had to figure out the autostart and keybinds but it was mostly straightforward. Things like right-click on the desktop to open the menu, or blanking out window title bar click actions. The autostart mechanic was just a top-to-bottom shell script with some special parsing, kinda seemed like a step backwards to the monolithic init script days, but also refreshingly simple.
This is all commentary on labwc specifically (and not on Void but hopefully it's still helpful), but it's XFCE's top recommendation and I believe the one that they're testing with, so it's likely to be the most supported moving forward.

Oh yeah I was referencing a Derrick Comedy sketch lampooning the movie you referenced.

It's a mouth-based video game!

After spending seven hours trying to line up the right versions of the dependencies

I miss the obnoxiously large base pieces

I would like my news articles to be read by the people who wrote them, yes.

Hey that's the plot to Witch Hat Atelier!

Subaru has been deliberately explicitly marketing to lesbians for decades
So, in humor, "no, the first was Subaru" but also in technicality, "no, the first was Subaru"

Another +1 for the character being Ice Thing