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[–] 59 points 2 months ago (10 children)

When you see a cmd window or two flash into and out of existence after trying to open something:

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    My work PC does this every time I turn it on. After 2 years it still gives me that jolt of "oh shit".

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Same, and I have no idea what that is

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  • [–] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Probably some GPO deployed script your admins configured at boot to tweak some registry nonsense or other corpo-spyware related crap.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    My elderly parents both have laptops with Windows 11 (don't @ me, they can't possibly learn a new OS at this point). Every once in a while they briefly throw up like 100 cmd windows. I have no clue what they are.

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  • [–] 47 points 2 months ago (5 children)

    "Break Stuff" is what you were looking for tbf

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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    matrix_screensaver.exe and the like was popular for a bit.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    It was tricky to get used to the Linux mentality of not really having a dedicated double-clickable “executable type”. But it makes sense - if you want to run code, that should be a planned action by an app that is dedicated to the task of setting up new code. (Package manager, IDE)

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  • [–] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I mean you can just execute anything from the primary Linux interface - the commandline. It seems equivalent.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    They would put a bunch of spaces between the mp3 and the .exe so the other information columns would hide it

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Back circa 2000 I was a Visual Basic developer. In my corporate apps I would always put in easter eggs that would randomly throw up message boxes saying stuff like "No matter where you go, there you are." This always pissed off the c-suite types and they would demand that the source be found and eliminated, but none of the other developers ever found it. All I did was convert the message string to a series of CHR(n) commands, and for the MsgBox command I just put like a thousand spaces in front of it in a small, rarely-used file. A search for the text of the message would return nothing, and a manual inspection of the file wouldn't reveal anything unless you happened to notice the horizontal scroll bar this produced at the bottom. One of the applications I wrote is still in use at this company (and still occasionally throwing up these easter eggs) and it was basically a front end wrapping a mainframe program dating to the 1970s, which means that thing is still running.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    Something mildly similar is how spam emails made it through our filters. In the email it'd advertise dick pills but when copying the email to notepad it looked like gibberish. I made the suggestion to highlight the email text and change the font-color and size to something uniform. Turns out they would insert 3 random characters in between each letter, and those 3 characters would be font size 1 and white while the letters of the actual message were 12 and Black.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 months ago

    Ahh, good old VirusWire. Simpler times.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    Hahaha. Back when you could format reinstall if thing went wrong and only lose a day.

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  • [–] 13 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    I dont understand why windows now hides file extensions by default

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  • [–] 10 points 2 months ago* (4 children)

    One take is that 'normal' users get 'scared' by extensions and do strange things like break their file by renaming the extension away or think they can literally convert a file between types by changing the extension.

    And so they hide it away.

    But it's bad logic because breaking things by trying to do weird stuff is how any of us who are technically literate became that way in the first place; by fucking around and finding out.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I remember reading in a book that it was hard to actually break Windows, so I loved messing about in the settings. It was probably the 95 or 98 days where I turned on file extensions on my profile and never looked back.

    I also played a part in infecting the family PC with about 500 different types of adware, but oh well.

    I remember when I learnt you can customise the default icons for My Computer and the Recycling bin, so I used the image in the book or magazine as a reference and manually edited every pixel to make them golden.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago* (7 children)

    Mac (I think), iOS, and Android do.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Ah limewire. I miss the simplicity of those days.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    Surprise, it's a snuff film!

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago

    deltree is the latest alt band blowing up! Download their whole discography!

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    I'll never forget downloading Max Payne. A single .exe. "This can't possibly work...an entire game!?"

    Son of a biiiiitch. And I paid nothing!? Napster changed my life, for real.

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    [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I absolutely did not use that exact excuse when I was a teenage foreign exchange student and ruined the family's computer. Nope, no siree.

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